turdmonster 

Someone named Rosie, who is semi-retarded and fully psychotic.

Guy #1 "Dude, my sister Rosie fucking burned the house down when she tried playing her Kelly Clarkson CD in the toaster. Then she beat the shit out of the firemen when they would'nt let her drink from the fire hose."

Guy #2 "Weak. Your sister is a fucking turdmonster!"

turdmonster by Ator November 12, 2008

Turdmongler 

Noun. Pronounced (T-erd-Mon-gul-er)

1.) A person or thing that mongles turds.
2.) One who collects or hords large numbers or quantities of crap or #%*!
3.) Any person or thing that brings dung or feces into their life in a rapid or consistant manner
4.) Jonathan Terrill
5.) One that is full of crap

Jeff: Jonathan told me that he was going to attack me.

Tucker: Did he also mention that I ate your last peice of cake?

Jeff: WHAT THE "F" Tucker?!

Tucker:Dude, calm down bra.

Jeff: You're such a turdmongler Tucker.

Tucker: So what about Jonathan?

Jeff: He's a turdmongler too.

Turdmongler by Jerickson September 2, 2009

Turdmaster 

Nickname for the boss in a dysfunctional hierarchy since s/he essentially tells you when and where to shit.

Sorry buddy, I can’t do anything for you yet, I’m waiting for the Turdmaster to drop his giant turd so that I’ll know how to handle things.

Turdmaster by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2020

turdmeister 

A Procurer of fecal matter.

Literal:
"I'm going to the turdmeister, get me some turd."

Metaphoric:
"Geofrey, why must you do the nasty with my sister? You are nothing more than a turdmeister."

turdmeister by George Hayward December 6, 2006

Turfmonster 

The act of taking something good and, with good intentions, destroying it by making it completely unusable.

I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators at turfmonster turfmonstered the website.

Turfmonster by Blank77 May 19, 2009

Turdminster 

A district in London which extends to the river Thames which had more turd by volume than water before epidemiology & sanitation & disease process was properly understood by man probably during Victorian times

I will meet you at the Turdminster bridge

Turdminster by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

turdmometer 

a device used to poke turd to measure it's temperature

Turdologists have turdmometers in their kits.

Jimmy was poking his pile of humanure compost with a turdmometer

turdmometer by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021