surprise blow job

The best type of blow job. One where the man doesnt have to beg the girl because she, for whatever the reason, decides she wants to do something nice, sexy and spontaneous. Never say no to a BJ.

Man: Baby, why are you taking my pants off? I'm trying to get work done.
Woman: Just go with it.
Man: How unexpected and sexy of you.
Woman: I just wanted to give you a surprise blow job.

surprise blow job by GrassDoctor November 4, 2013

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Blowjob Surprise

When receiving a blowjob you suprise your partner with urine.

Last night while my girlfriend was blowing me i gave her a Blowjob Surprise.

Blowjob Surprise by Blow4Now April 22, 2009

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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