The best type of blow job. One where the man doesnt have to beg the girl because she, for whatever the reason, decides she wants to do something nice, sexy and spontaneous. Never say no to a BJ.
Man: Baby, why are you taking my pants off? I'm trying to get work done.
Woman: Just go with it.
Man: How unexpected and sexy of you.
Woman: I just wanted to give you a surprise blow job.
Woman: Just go with it.
Man: How unexpected and sexy of you.
Woman: I just wanted to give you a surprise blow job.
by GrassDoctor November 04, 2013
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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