something girls say when they’ve given someone a blowjob or want to give someone one. If they say they’ve sucked and buttered that means they’ve already done it. The buttered part means it’s all lubed up just like butter
Kayla: i gave john a good suck and butter last night
Person A: This shit sucks. My legs are sore, my back is sore, and here I gotta wake up at five a.m.
Now that my bike got stolen a few days ago, I have to walk 2.5 miles to my job as a postman, and then - in the course of my job - walk about 12 miles, only to walk home to make it an even five miles of commuting by foot per day. That is 17 miles five days per week. To make no mention of the weight of the mail I must carry up and down countless flights of stairs (I am including things such as big ass boxes (like when people move by mail)) and fucking ikea catalogs (which everyone gets once per year, and they weigh a ton) in the rain snow heat or cold or anything else .
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).