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Sturfing 

The art of stoned (web) surfing. When sturfing you always end up with a search result nowhere near to that of which you intended. Re-tracing your sturfer steps to find out how the hell you found this site! Sturfing/Sturfer/Sturfed/Sturf/Sturfsearch
Dude I found this online while sturfing last night, it's funny stuff you gotta have a look. While looking up the weather forecast you find yourself sturfing a 'Cats who look like Hitler' site but you're not sure how you got there. That sturf then leads you to a name generator site and you're now known as ' MagentaBlade Blast Off Pigplanter Kid Playa O'Callaghan' but your friends just call you squeak for short.
Sturfing by rocki peyote June 6, 2009
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sturbing 

to masturbate violently but you say this because you are afraid of the word wank
gonna go home and sturb over that fine ass duchess tubgirl
sturbing by original nuttah March 24, 2003

Sturfing Bitch 

Otherwise known as the Daithí, John-Joe(to help others), twat & mogwai. The Sturfing Bitch is one who assists the Sturf Mistress with her Sturfing, Sturf Mistress being the divine ruler.
Sturf Mistress: Sturfing Bitch, grab your keyboard and start typing
Sturfing Bitch: Yes ma'am, should I keep kneeling?
Sturf Mistress: You felt the need to ask me that did you? YES keep kneeling, clean my shoes while you're down there

Starking 

Obsessively guarding or patrolling a parking spot when you believe the person in it is pulling out
He's been starking the handicap spot for 5 minutes
Starking by Lindabruh February 4, 2016

storking 

stroking ones penis to increase length and girth in an attempt to impress peers.
Conner quit storking your dick you tool.

Starkington 

The best, most randomly artistic person in the whole wide world. She also has the awesomest hair in the world, the wackeyist sense of humor, the skiniest arms, and friends who love her.

Starkington is also the abreviation for the city-state starkingtontownvilleburgcity.
We should drive to starkington.
Starkington by juliasfriend... October 12, 2011