spo

The best seats in a movie theater. These are the two middle seats of the row 1/3 of the way from the front of the auditorium to the back (in general). In a well-designed theater, these seats are the best, regarding picture (best view), and sound (where the 5.1 speakers are concentrating their sound). ("spo" is believed to stand for "sound pressure optimal".)

Person N-1: So, where are we sitting?
Person N: Spo, of course. Why else would we get here 45 minutes early?

spo by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008

spo

(n.) At Luther College (Decorah, IA) SPO stands for "Student Post Office" and is used to refer to an individual's mailbox.

Hold on while I check my SPO.

spo by Jon Hoffman September 25, 2005

spo

Nickname for a guy who is a piece of shit. As in his parent's should've pulled out.

Jacko is kissing ass again. What a Spo

spo by P Tiddy July 13, 2004

SPO

SITE PROTECTION OFFICER - Makes less than the guy that takes out the trash

"The SPO will always prevail"

SPO by SPO Hackenburg January 13, 2009

Spo

A person who is highly interested in sports often viewed in a negative light by the video game community. A person who dresses in a manner than personifies them as someone with a high interest in social activity and places little to no emphasis on video games. A person of the aforementioned qualities who seems to believe what he/she is talking about in relation to video games is factually correct when, in reality, it is not. The opposite of nerd. The word 'spo' is derived from 'sports kid' which was shortened to 'spo'k' and then finally shortened to 'spo'.

The spo had no idea what was going on while playing Halo 3, but thought that he was playing at an above average level.

The spo was right at home while watching the big game, but was mentally lost while watching someone play Final Fantasy.

Spo by SuperPokenerd June 2, 2009

Spo

A complete jerk, or otherwise despicable person.

"Don't talk to Shea, he's such a spo". OR, endearingly, "Rachel is my main spo."

Spo by Dolan Smiff January 3, 2015

SPO

Stupid Pet Owner, as coined by the livejournal community stupidpetowners. Namely, the owner of an animal/pet/s who does something ranging from face palm worthy to absolutely hideous.

"Joanie's cat died last night."
"Why?"
"She didn't take it to the vet when it had an infected eye."
"Augh! What an SPO!"

SPO by Videovamp November 18, 2009