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Short for commissioned-officer.

Military noncomissioned member: "Here comes an officer!"

officer by Robert Weston February 7, 2008

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Officer

Another word for cocksucker.

"Yes, Eve 2.0 is an officer for sure."

Officer by ChrisWoltz April 24, 2018

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Short for Police Officer

That Muthafuckin police Officer pulled me over and took my sticky icky.

officer by Knowledge November 9, 2003

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one who exemplifies the purity of the word toolbag

that officer is a toolbag

officer by not a tool April 7, 2009

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Officer

Those annoying ass guys that pull you over for speeding

No officer, I did not rape those 30 innocent children and then proceeded to hide them in my basement

Officer by GenderBender123 September 20, 2021

Officer Earl

The chief of police from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, who is also god of all living creatures.

All hail Officer Earl

Officer Earl by TheSpicyPickle May 28, 2019

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Officer Square Head

A term for the disgusting, vile, Amber Heard. (Or Amber Turd.) As shown in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Depp referred to Heard as Officer Square Head in a text message.

Amber is such an Officer Square Head

Officer Square Head by Phanhowelltrash April 30, 2022

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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