SPO

SITE PROTECTION OFFICER - Makes less than the guy that takes out the trash

"The SPO will always prevail"

by SPO Hackenburg January 13, 2009

SPO

Stupid Pet Owner, as coined by the livejournal community stupidpetowners. Namely, the owner of an animal/pet/s who does something ranging from face palm worthy to absolutely hideous.

"Joanie's cat died last night."
"Why?"
"She didn't take it to the vet when it had an infected eye."
"Augh! What an SPO!"

by Videovamp November 18, 2009

SPO

stands for SEXUALLY PREOCCUPIED

why are you such a SPO?

by totoykaloy October 02, 2011

SPO

Sucks penis often.

Mike has a tendency to SPO.

by Stghhmc January 10, 2018

SPO

Sucks penis often.

Mike has a tendency to SPO.

by Stghhmc December 20, 2017

SPO

Stealthy peeing outside. Successfully skirting the law and avoiding sanctions while urinating outside. Especially related to college towns.

Hey dude! I heard Tazio got busted for SPOing, and when he protested they took him downtown.

Ayo! I be SPOin’, though.

by Jones Stevens August 14, 2018

Spoing

The sound of an irony meter breaking. Used as an interjection to point out extreme irony of a statement.

- The Vatican has accused President Obama of succumbing to "the arrogance of those in power".
- SPOING!

by Headbhang May 15, 2009