schnasied 

Overanyliezing a joke untill it is not funny. Which brings it too a new level of hilarity

He really schnasied that one.

Whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew. Boyscouts come back from camp. Get it because of the holacaust. They killed 6 million jews. In Concentration camps. Which is why its funny cuz they went to camp.

He schnasied the hell out of that joke

schnasied by msumtheatre December 1, 2011

Schwasted

Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.

"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."

Schwasted by Schwasted January 19, 2009

schnabled 

/ˈsh-na-bil-d/

adjective

1. Under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.

verb

2. To royally screw something up.

"He was fucking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer's ticket."

"Looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole fucking operating system."

schnabled by concernedcitizen81 April 18, 2014

Schniedel

German word for penis.

Schniedel by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Schwasted Scale 

A scale from 1-10 on how messed up or shitfaced you truly are, either high, drunk, or both.

10 --- Schwasted

5 --- Half way there

1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!

-How you feelin' on the schwasted scale?
-- Definitely feelin' a tensky

Schwasted Scale by schwaste24/7 November 15, 2009

Schwasted

Drunken state usually acheived by consuming massive amounts of alcohol.
symptoms include- stumbling, dancing by ones self, and in severe cases - booting

originated at VT.

"dude they are so f-ing schwasted!"
"I'm schwasted"
"I'm so schwasted im gonna boot"

Schwasted by germanface November 9, 2003

Schwastedski 

when you and the boys surpass unholy levels of being plastered

Alex: Prat how u feeling after killing that handle?
Prat: Boys, I’m absolutely mad schwastedski

Schwastedski by plasterino March 22, 2023