riped
are you riped?
riped by supra caution February 28, 2010
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Riped-Up
Tyler was absolutely riped-up
Ripped him a second asshole
This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.
That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.
Ripped him a second asshole by AKACroatalin December 6, 2016
ripped-snorter
a bodybuilder who uses cocaine
In search of a payphone, Cookie strolled into some sleazy combo bar/weightlifting gym, where she was greeted by crazed-looking ripped-snorters.
ripped-snorter by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 27, 2012
Raped with a chainsaw
The hyperbolic expression, raped with a chainsaw, describes a very unpleasant experience, avoided if humanely possible.
Raped with a chainsaw by I, Wreckerrr October 5, 2016
Ripped a beast
To take a shit of monstrous proportions.
Ripped a beast by Hamper Hunter November 11, 2020
ripe booty smells
ripe booty smells by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2016