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Kvampled 

Juniors big sister (or often referred to as “brother”)

Known as “kap, kappi , krappy , Kat , kathy , kramp stamp , krampled, etc”

A bit unhinged but seemingly normal in comparison to her baby brother J

junior rarely mentions his sisters as his OVERLY HUGE EGO causes him to see himself as truly individual with no equal or relatives.

Kap loves Tupac and previously dated Jonah hill
Kvampled is a nuisance” -Junior Grimes, probably

Kvampled isn’t even my name!!” -kvampled

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EXAMPLE:

I think kvampled resembles a dog and someone needs to put her back on a leash

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Junior doesn’t need kvampled unless some girls are giving him trouble which is when he always come back crying for her help, lol it’s pathetic really
Kvampled by Unknown marsupial December 13, 2021
Related Words

krampfen 

A german termonology meaning over average density, often used about people who are fat without them understaning you are talking about their weight.
Wow, that girl was kind of cute, but a bit krampfen. I would not hit that.
Somebody who has a fetish for putting cats heads through things.
I totally pulled a kremple and put my cats head through a piece of bread.
kremple by Jkellin2 March 25, 2013

Old Man Krumpletoots 

Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.
Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning

Krampled 

Krampled is the big sister (or “ brother”) according to old J
Krampled by Veronicccs February 5, 2022
Whoa! Krapple is so cool!
krapple by edward March 21, 2005