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The author, originator, and co-president of Dirty Bird Inc. Uber legit and ready to pwn
Dude that Jobes kid is mother fucking fresh!
Jobes by w_t_f December 26, 2008
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A follower. Someone who isn't their own person and does whatever they think is the popular thing to do. A jobes can be either a guy or girl. Sometimes jobeses are people that you would never wanna hang out with, but they somehow manage to infiltrate your group of friends.
"That guy is such a jobes, he used to be all about video games but now all he talks about is sports to try and fit in with the jocks"
jobes by Fadeawayj January 13, 2010
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Jobese Jobesity Jobe jobless Jobis jobson jobey Jobism Jobelle Joben
Absolute unit of a person, place, or thing
Jobes are sooo good baby. Look at that jobe nigga. That is a sexy job babyyy
Jobes by Rickyxxy August 2, 2020

Steve Jobs-ing it 

"Steve Jobs-ing It" refers to a term when a fired CEO triumphantly returns to run the Company that she or he founded.
Fired and disgraced [Uber} CEO Travis Kalanick told many that he is working on "Steve Jobs-ing it" and will one day as Uber CEO again.
Steve Jobs-ing it by BBEmpress August 1, 2017

steve jobs-ing 

Refers to when a fired CEO returns again as CEO to the company that he or she started and founded.
Fired UberCEO Travis Kalanick told many colleagues that he will soon Steve Jobs-ing" and will return as Uber CEO again soon.
steve jobs-ing by EmpressSquad August 1, 2017
she is a girl full of love. easy to forgive but hard to forget. a short tempered but a loyal one. being with her makes your life happy and contented.
Jobelle is a name of a girl
Jobelle by quiros June 7, 2021

who the hell is steve jobs 

ligma balls
man 1: It's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?

Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies
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