iPoke 

A derogatory synonym of iProd.

"Why don't you get a life instead of playing with your iPoke all day?"

"iPoke you in the eye if you don't stop fooling with your iProd when I'm talking to you"

iPoke by CrankyCyclist March 2, 2008

iPoseur 

Someone who stares at their cell phone while actually doing nothing with it or randomly scrolling menus. Usually done to avoid social situations, to look busy or to show off phone iPhone.

Tom goes into iPoseur mode when he is the first to arrive at Happy Hour after work.

iPoseur by Crouton Bruce June 5, 2010

iposer

When someone tries to make it look like they own an Ipod when they dont. An Iposer puts ipod headphones in their ears and puts the end of the wire in their pocket making it look like they are listening to an Ipod. An Iposer will ussually shake their head to make it look like they are actually listening to music.

"Nima was wearing Ipod headphones but there was nothing connected to the other side of the wire... what an Iposer!"

iposer by Jordan Jew July 23, 2007

iPoned 

1) a) What people who buy the iPhone 4 on Verizon now will be when the iPhone 5 comes out in the Summer.

b) What any person who buys an Apple product is in less than six months from purchase when a newer, upgraded (or cheaper) version is released.

a) bought the iPhone as soon as he could when the iPhone 4 came out on Verizon; now, he's contractually stuck with it even though the far superior iPhone 5 was released. He sure got iPoned!

b) I bought a MacBook last July. Now, Apple sells the same laptop is 300 dollars cheaper. I was iPoned so badly.

iPoned by Flirm Li January 20, 2011

Isoke 

THE BADDEST BITCH EVER SHE ALREADY KNOW SHE LOYAL AND HONEST AND THE BADDEST MUTHAFUCKA IN THE UNIVERSE

SHE IS SUCH AN ISOKE

Isoke by alphabetjournal December 30, 2016

impoketent 

The inability to return a "poke" to someone on Facebook, when they have been poked.

Hey Baby, why didn't you poke me back? Were you impoketent?

impoketent by Jenny Jimenez April 2, 2011

ipose

to buy an ipod just so you can show it off to your freinds

did you see james ipod yet?
yes... hes such an ipose

ipose by >< December 27, 2008