Inoke is a gigantic man beast that enjoys tearing down garages and cooking chicken with rice. To summon your local Inoke you must go down into your basement, Grab a wallabes jersey and some taro. Then sing the australian national atheme and finish with waving a tongan flag around. If you ever wish to repele an inoke someone has sent on you just through various seafood and muscles and it will go away. Inoke is also the inspiration for the Maui legends in Polynesian culture.
by CatintheHatlaugh June 24, 2018