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Inoke is a gigantic man beast that enjoys tearing down garages and cooking chicken with rice. To summon your local Inoke you must go down into your basement, Grab a wallabes jersey and some taro. Then sing the australian national atheme and finish with waving a tongan flag around. If you ever wish to repele an inoke someone has sent on you just through various seafood and muscles and it will go away. Inoke is also the inspiration for the Maui legends in Polynesian culture.
An Inoke ruined my garage again.
Inoke by CatintheHatlaugh June 24, 2018
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The Tongan word for the name Enoch, originates from the name.
My name is Inoke
Inoke by Animegay101 February 25, 2021
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Inoke is a beautiful bisexual girl with incredible blowjob skills.
Damn, man! Inoke’s such a fine girl!
Inoke by letmetakeanap January 26, 2019
Get back to work and put your cheap ass phone away before someone sees you biligerant fool!!!
Inoke almost got fired on his day off but his funny jokes keep the boss happy
Inoke by Efron Susk November 23, 2021

sexless innkeeper 

The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.
"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"
sexless innkeeper by Lefou October 13, 2009
hacker-speak for the phrase, "i know". the word was originally part of The Unix Implementation by Ken Thompson of Bell Labs. in Unix, an inode is a file definition. It is part of a cylinder group, which is part of a filesystem, which is written on a disk drive.
"Do you have any idea what I'm talking about?" "Inode".
inode by dre December 17, 2004
Term used in countries with below freezing temperatures in a reaction to Apple's stupid Pressure Sensitive Resistive touchscreens that don't allow the use of gloved hands. Rather than take your gloves off, people with more pointed noses use the aforementioned body part to do basic functions on the phone, using the already cold nose in place of a currently warm gloved hand. Also leads to iMyopia in the long term.
"It's freezing out there. Hang on while I answer this phone using the iSmear method with my iNose...."
iNose by ichats February 5, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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