fucksfour 

Capacity or volume. Usually of a bed, hot tub, or RV.

"Dude, your waterbed is huge!"
"I know. It's a fucksfour. Sleeps two, fucks four."

fucksfour by SJ@24 July 22, 2009

Category 5 Fuckstorm 

Incredibly bad situation. Maximum confusion, pain, chaos.

The COVID-19 pandemic has created a Category 5 Fuckstorm for small businesses

Category 5 Fuckstorm by SirEdmundHound March 25, 2020

fucksurd 

Something that is so absurd and illogical that it must be combined with the ever flexible word fuck. Therefore, this word's significance is several notches above absurd. Absurd to a HNL bitch!!!

fuck + absurd = fuck-surd

Joe - "I just ****ed Paris Hilton and got no STDs!"

Jack - "I don't know what's more fucksurd, you fucking Paris Hilton or not getting an STD!"

fucksurd by Breaker May 18, 2008

fucksore 

A sore, rash, contusion, abrasion, scab, or other blemish caused from sexual contact.

also:

A jerk; a fool.

alternate spellings: fuck sore, fuck-sore, fuckosaurus

The guy with the jester hat is such a rotten fucksore.

fucksore by brandoV March 25, 2009

fucksword

A penis, the male organ used for sexual reproduction.

She pulled my fucksword from my pants like she was King Arthur invoking divine right.

fucksword by armoryjake September 15, 2005

Fuckstorm 

The state of mind in which a person worries so much about whether a member of the opposite likes/loves them, that the simplest of tasks become too difficult to perform.

Friend: What the hell is your problem, Jill?!?! You just put your cat in the microwave and put those frozen burritos outside!!!!!

Jill: No fucking way, I'm such an idiot! I've just been wondering why Chuck hasn't called me. Does he really like me or is he trying to get into my pants?

Friend: Damn, you got a bad Fuckstorm rollin' through your head. Um, are you going to let your pussy out of the microwave?

Fuckstorm by SCOOTER January 20, 2013

fucksure

An absolute affrimation of sureness.
The opposite of fuckno.

Person 1: Is that an angry chicken on your shirt?
Person 2: Fucksure!

fucksure by angry chickens May 27, 2010