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fuckno-ness
When someone is totally disagreeing with something so much that they have to add a ness on the end to give extra emphasis.
fuckno-ness by THENukem June 16, 2011
Related Words
fucknozzle • fucknot • fucknob • fucknominal • fucknormous • fuckno-ness • fucknoboy • Fucknocrat • Fucknod • fucknog
FuckHop Music
Stems from Hip-hop music with a pornographic twist or message. Created by Christopher "Crim Diggla" Denson and Donnell "Swoss" Copeland
FuckHop Music by T.F.H.K April 14, 2020
underqualified fuckboy
A fuckboy who isn't good looking or personable enough to merit the large bodycount he inevitable shares with everyone he meets.
underqualified fuckboy by wastedisposal November 2, 2019
FuckboyMurphy
Irish Fuckboy. Contrary to what the term implies, they don't quite know how to fuck and aren't always "boys". Leprechaun-sized dicks, no pot of gold at end of this rainbow. Legends in their own minds, some fuckboys have played in the NFL, and although their stats suck tragically, they continue to use that fact to score side pussy. Fuckboys usually claim to have the "biggest, fattest, hardest cock you'll ever see" and when actual events go down, you are left weeping. Not because they tore up and "destroyed" your vag but because their overgrown clit barely left any impression beyond disappointment. Fuckboys...tend to scream like bitches during orgasm and can't tell when you fake yours. You, being polite and caring, coddle and tell them "they are grrrrreat". Day after, always expect a text asking not how you are but whether you're limping from their overzealous efforts to which you should reply..."Limping? Barely. I'm fucking river dancing at how forgettable and regrettable you are". Fuckboys don't even make good boy toys. But they do like toys...up their ass.
FuckboyMurphy gives true meaning to the Irish Curse...huge feet, huge hands, huge ego...toddler prick. fuckboy fuckboi
FuckboyMurphy by TruthFairy24 October 22, 2015
Fuckfob
Neha: Ever since Alex started dating the exchange student girl he's been a total jerk. What a fuckfob!
Fuckfob by TrollSlayer279 January 2, 2016
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"