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Flection 

A flaccid erection, not containing the "umph" of a true erection. Oft obtained by men when just waking up, needing to go to the bathroom, or sitting on the bus thinking of nothing sexual whatsoever, so life becomes embarrassing when you stand.
Relationship
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Woman: Give it to me, Man.
Man: Sorry Woman, I've only a flection.
Woman: Then what the fuck good are you?
Man: To you, not much.

6th Grade Gym Class
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Gym Teacher: Child, get up and climb that rope.
Child: I can't...
Gym Teacher: Why the hell not?
Child: I've begun to notice girls and it's given me a flection.
Gym Teacher: Oh. Well I hope you're thoroughly embarrassed.
Flection by greason January 20, 2010

e-ffectionate 

Having or showing fond feelings or affection; loving and tender. BUT, all done over email, IM, text messages, and phone!
Dude, she and I screwed off all day on email. My boss would be pissed but it was so e-ffectionate!
e-ffectionate by Jacks_inbox June 21, 2005

flection 

The state of one's appearance, until see in a second material making a reflection. As long as you can see the object in person then it is a flection. If seen in any other way, like a TV, then it is their reflection
"Your flectioning good today."
"You flection good without braces."
flection by Scott & Paul December 1, 2003

E-ffection 

the digital, textual, onomatopoetic equivalent to real life affection. Usually expressed between asterixes or shown italic
i.e. "*kissez*", "*liiiicks*", "*huggles*", or "*snubbles*"
E-ffection by Pete November 26, 2002

flyrection

When you are wearing clothes with a thick fly that makes it look like you have an erection.
"Whats going on in your pants there toby?" "Nothing I just have a flyrection"
flyrection by Jmellor November 27, 2014

schitz@ffectionate 

(Adverb)//(v) schizaffection/:
1. The description of the love or affection from a schitzophrenic person *

(possibly) experiencing symptoms at the time..

2. The description of loving or being loved so unpredictably and unrealistically or obsessively that when acted upon appears crazy to anyone else.
1- "You must be getting a lot of schitz@ffection from your new bf you met in the psych ward," lol

2- "Wow baby, last night was so schitz@ffectionate!Us having sex after you stealing a ladder from a neighbor's yard and climbing in my window"