When there's that DJ on the decks doing all sorts of CRAZY stuff. He's doing everything right and making the crowd get hyped, maybe with a few PULL UPS and a few RELOADS. And your thinking, "this guy is the best, he is the master at this, he should do this for a living" ....
Charlie: "YO Andy! Who's that shit-hot DJ and MC on the stage????"
Andy "Haven't you heard of them, their new! ... That's DJ Detweiller and MC Tudacris"
Charlie: "Them two can do anything, they must have gone to DJ school or something?!"
Andy: "hahaha, I know man, them two are flowfessionals!"
When a lax bro achieves the perfect state of flow. To achieve this state, it helps to wear high top nikes, high socks, a lacrosse pinnie, and carry around a lacrosse stick.
"Yo Brandford, it appears that you have achieved flofection."
"Thanks broski, it comes naturally to lax broslike myself."
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.