when you absolutely swear that what you are saying is true. greater than on god, on baby, and on foe nem.
dad: did you do your homework?
me: yes
dad: on god?
me: yes
dad: on baby?
me: yes
dad: on foe nem?
me: yes
dad: on email?
me: ..........no
by da real beast baby 💯 January 24, 2020
Once an efficient and fast method of communication and message transferring, now a way of harassing Internet users with spam, credit card/insurance offers, porn links, and "Increase Your Penis Size By 5 Inches" advertizements.
Despite using a junk email filtering program, it is still a chore to delete 30+ messages a day.
by AYB November 6, 2003
Proof that a million monkeys typing randomly at keyboards would NOT produce a Shakespeare play
by Commendatore August 13, 2003
a fast and easy way to notify you that your penis is too small
Man, I'm glad that email came, or I wouldn't have gotten that date!
by Alex January 18, 2004
A link that almost nobody uses, found underneath every definition in Urban Dictionary. To the left of the "email it" button is the date (month,dd,yyyy) that this particular word was added.

When "email it" is clicked, a javascript interface will pop open below the text you plan to email. This blue box contains permalink information, an "add to del.icio.us" link, and the usual "email-to friend" fields. In the latter, you need to type both yours and your friend's email address.

You also have the option of signing up to their "Word of the Day" feature while you're at it, and they assure you that they won't give out your address. Over all, it's a good system and if you ever come across a funny word (i.e. fart), you can easily share the laugh with your mates.

-Definition by Sebastian
Below this line of text, to the left, sets an undisturbed "email it" button. Give it a click.
by Sebastian Anderson... March 28, 2008
something that can be trusted to email as the fastest and the least formal means of communication.
Is this application emailable or do I have to use a snail mail?

"Emailable" is an antonym of "confidential." Never trust your secrets to email.

It's a rough unchecked draft, not for print, but quite emailable.
by Mike Epstein October 8, 2003
A common tool used by Nigerians to acquire the bank account numbers of gullible Americans and Europeans.
The Crown Prince of Nigeria wants to pay me millions of dollars to help free his people. He even sent me an email about it so it must be true!
by A Nigerian Prince March 19, 2013