Brandford 

Often a fat black kid, who is quite adorable and reminds one of a panda. Very small penis, but wants to put it to use on guys.

Brandford: The act of shoving a small chode up an emo's ass

Cheerleader: oh em geee, that black kid is like, adorable, but hes so fat.

Brandford - The act of shoving a chode up an emo's asshole Ex. i totally brandforded that emo.

Brandford by hreiufhewihf8ffc8042hc2f80g5 February 13, 2009

Bradford Grasscut 

When you are rancid enough to convince a pregnant girl to leave her partner so you can fuck her, then fraudulently put your signature on a (second) false birth certificate, then lie to the child "all their life" about who their father really is, along with your parents who you still live with at the age of 59. When the truth comes out 31 years later, you smear the real father with lies in an attempt to justify what you did to him. All the above puppetteered by the narcissist child's mother. True story folks. Fact is stranger than fiction.

Muzza pulled the Bradford Grasscut and lied to "his" son his entire life, in writing with a falsified birth certificate. "His" son is too busy pulling cones to realise what has been done to him - and he has in turn, done it to his own son. A bloodline lie perpetuated down 2 generations.

Bradford Grasscut by ratsbackside March 29, 2023

Brandor

Brandor Bran-dor

–adjective

1. awe inspiring: an awesome sight.

2. Slang. very impressive: That Brandor is totally awesome.

"Brandor IS Awesomeness. The only two people that Chuck Norris cannot defeat...are Bruce Lee and Brandor. And Bruce Lee is dead, so Brandor IS the definition of KICK YOUR HEAD HARD!"

Brandor by BaconForEva December 12, 2009

Brandork

A. Short for brandorkimas moronicuss,
B. A dorky kid named Brandon. Idiot moron perv Retard playa

I saw brandork the other day, he ran a red light right in front of some nigga in da hood.

Brandork by Mangus Colorado October 20, 2015

Tim Bradford 

A Tim Bradford is a hot cop on the rookie. He's smoking hot and he secretly cares alot more so for Lucy and Lopez.

"It's smocking hot Officer Zaddy and best man" Tamara say
"Shh he could here you" Lucy says laughing
"What's a Officer Zaddy?" Tim Bradford ask behind them

Tim Bradford by Chenfordalltheway May 14, 2021

Going Blanford 

the process by which one removes feces with a makeshift device from an appropriate receptacle and forces it into a receptacle not suited for human waste removal

I was grateful the public bathroom had a window, otherwise I was planning on Going Blanford.

Going Blanford by Sink_Violator January 7, 2010

Brantford 

A city in south Ontario full of rednecks. It’s poor, ghetto, and dangerous everywhere. Gunshots sound like a fireworks show and you aren’t even safe during the day. Don’t go here ever!

A Brantford fireworks show is just semi-auto rifles in the distance

Brantford by Crazycar3 November 10, 2021