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cuntcloser 

One who closes cunts

One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play
"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus

"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike
"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus
"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus
cuntcloser by MIKENIT July 4, 2009

Cuntfoolery

Friend: I want one of these reels
Me: lol
Friend: I have the model which is nearly identical and its fucking awesome
Me: But you can't catch fish
Friend: i can
Friend: just not pussyfish
Me: I heard you was shit coz ur fingers r lyk hot dogs
Friend: bitches not complaining tho
Me: I see no bitches
Me: :-D
Friend: fuckoff cunt
Me: lol
Friend: i have had enough of this cuntfoolery
Me: Muahahahahahahaha
Cuntfoolery by The Plonker December 5, 2011

cuntcocktress 

cuntcocktress, A wanna be woman with a cocksman attitude
That cuntcocktress needs a bath
cuntcocktress by spazfly April 28, 2017

cuntbooger 

A remnant of ejaculate (cum) left clinging to the hairs of the vagina, or, as the case may be, anal hairs.
"There was a gigantic cuntbooger hanging from her cooch from last night."
cuntbooger by Joe Mattei February 9, 2003

Cuntcooned

When an individual is surrounded by other individuals who are cunts. Like a cocoon but made of cunts.
Billy left the sorority's party because he felt cuntcooned.
Cuntcooned by Dr. Do nothing September 2, 2016
One that publicly displays affection for a false reason! I.E. a beard but for women
What a cuntcover , we all know she's lesbo!
cuntcover by Mineral miner July 26, 2018