crapuchino

1) an urgent bowel movement following one too many supersize coffees
2) a foaming stool produced by someone who is intolerant of dairy produce, following the consumption of a milky drink

1) "Man, I gotta take a crapuchino break"
2) "I'm lactose intolerant, I should lay off the lattes or I'll have a crapuchino later"

crapuchino by Joby Blue Ray January 3, 2010

Cleveland Crappuccino

The deliberate act of 2 gay lovers purposely eating exlax chocolate to get diarrhea, and then excreting hot foamy runny shit into fancy porcelain cups then consuming each others own hot personal recipe.

Harold: Hey Freddie baby I'm in the mood
for a hot tasty treat!

Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.

Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.

Cleveland Crappuccino by streetwhiz May 14, 2009

crappuccino 

A substandard, overpriced copy of an Italian beverage usually found at a Starbucks or Tully's and served by overzealous workers obviously inflicted with caffeine dementia.

Alternative form: crappaccino.

One Venti crappuccino, soy milk and low fat coffee cake. Eighteen dollars!

crappuccino by CoffeeSupernova April 17, 2006

crapuccino 

A typical rancid bitter Starbucks drink that gives you the runs almost immediately! It's especially bad if you drink it in CHINO, CA. - known as the double crapuccino.

---Not to be confused with a "Capuccino" made elsewhere ie-(equal parts of espresso and hot milk topped with cinnamon and nutmeg and usually whipped cream). ---

Right after I had that crapuccino I had to sprint to the toilet.

crapuccino by Jeff D April 20, 2003

crappuccino 

Typically, a cappuccino obtained from a machine in a gas station or truck stop. May also describe a cappuccino or frappuccino made at home from a mix; a "crappy cappuccino"

Additional usage: can describe any coffee-based beverage that acts as a laxative

I can't afford Starbucks. I think I'll get a crappuccino from the gas station across the street.

crappuccino by fossilgirl June 3, 2009

Capuchin 

A nickname for the O.F.M. Cap or The Order of Friars Minor Capuchin. The youngest branch of the Franciscan Family founded in 1520. Pretty much the most awesome religious order you can belong to. Friars can be priests or brothers but both have equal standing. Highly involved with ministries such as caring for the homeless, elderly, sick, poor, and spiritually lost. The modern sons of St. Francis of Assisi.

Take vows of Poverty, Chastity, and Obedience.

Sean- Hey did you see that Friar with the hood hearing confession yesterday?

Mike- Yeah, thats Friar Reilly, he's a Capuchin.

Capuchin by Sisk October 16, 2008

crappuccino 

What Beavis drinks during the first episode featuring Cornholio. Coffee makes him go ape shit, he pulls his shirt up over his head and the beatniks think he's a genius

"would you like a cappuccino?" "heh heh heh heh. Crappuccino, yeah." (later) "I am Cornholio; I need T.P. for my bunghole. I want all your crappuccino." (bumps into a chair) "Are you threatening me?!!?"

crappuccino by the almightybunghole January 12, 2008