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crack smacker

Several meanings. Most commonly refered to as one who is doing stupid things, as in a person who is so out of it, they are trying to smack crack into their skin directly. Also, can be used as a term of endearment, or torment depending on the person.
don't taunt the bull with that red cape, you crack smacker.
or,
that was so sweet of you to buy me those flowers you are such a crack smacker
crack smacker by val July 27, 2004

crack to sacker 

a girl than performs annilingus "rimming" while in the process of giving a comprehensive blowjob that includes the balls (in other words, sticks her tongue around and in the anus after licking and sucking the balls, and then back again, while always keeping the cock in play. The drill:cock, balls, ass--wherever the mouth isn't, the hands are
"Man, I knew that girl was wild, but I wasn't expecting her to be a crack to sacker"
crack to sacker by Selena Van Zorn September 29, 2003

sacker crack 

Some one who doesn't know how to pull up their saggy pants (mainly chicks)
That sacker Crack needs to pull up her pants!

cracksmacker 

another word for doof, idiot or anything else annoying.
Jordan Selwyn just whacked his head, what a cracksmacker!
cracksmacker by j-diz January 6, 2008

cracksnacker 

A lesbian that likes to perform cunnilingus.
Ritz is a snackcracker.Cindy, the lesbian, is a cracksnacker. Just look at her mowing the box on that dyke.
cracksnacker by imbadinnv August 28, 2005

cracksmacker 

It's a pimp that likes to fuck with prostitutes addicted to crack.
"Boy here's goes Tyrone, he's cracksmacker in case you don't know"
cracksmacker by panickzzz August 28, 2018