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Contraphobia 

The fear of an option that differs from mainstream leftist view points.

Signs of someone suffering from contraphobia include but are not limited to: yelling, harassment, crying, irrational tendencies, lack of factual information, free speech snuffing and violence.
Oh, I’m a bigot, homophobic, racist asshole? You are exhibiting signs of contraphobia on a subjective basis with no factual evidence. Your argument is invalid and you’ll end up on YouTube as a triggered snowflake.
Contraphobia by FactsAlwaysWin August 26, 2019

conaphobia 

Fear of traffic cones. Its primary symptom is a tendency to drive more slowly than necessary where such cones are used on a roadway.
No lanes were actually blocked by the utility work, but traffic was still slow due to a few drivers' conaphobia.

Cuntaphobia 

Shelly: So, have you and Raj done the dirty yet?
Kelly: No!
Shelly: Why not?
Kelly: He suffers from Cuntaphobia.
Cuntaphobia by F Meister May 15, 2006

costrophobia

The fear, anxiety and heavy-sweating associated with thoughts of spending large sums of money.
When pondering his monthly budget, the dude had an episode of costrophobia!
costrophobia by El Heje December 6, 2015

Conaphobia 

The fear of Conan O’Brien spontaneously coming into your house and into your fridge. stealing your good milk and pouring it down the drain.
wife with Conaphobia tells husband she’s pregnant while Conan O’Brien pours good milk down the drain.
Conaphobia by Conan O’Brien November 30, 2021

Codraphobia 

The fear of playing Call of Duty with out a team of friends due to the risk of ruining ones stats.
MAN 1 - Dude, I need some good players on my friends list before I can play!
MAN 2 - Quit with the codraphobia and just play already