1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.
2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.
2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.
1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.
2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
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cockflower • cornflower • Cornflowerss • Cockflexer • cockflogger • Cockflosser • Cockfoolery • Cockliflower • cockpower • cocksloper
(See horsepower) a mark of rating to how one's penis performs during sexual intercourse, a quick ending for example would be low cockpower, a long performance would mean a lot of cockpower
Dont sleep with Steve his cockpower is low, although he went 0 to 60 in 2 seconds but then his penis failed
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2. A colloquial insult which may exaggerate the feelings the receiver has for the cock.
2. A colloquial insult which may exaggerate the feelings the receiver has for the cock.
by crackotfige September 21, 2005
Get the cocklover mug.a person who is aroused by the sexual fetish known as cockflogging commonly
"streak" as well. Cockfloggers get a thrill out of running naked towards the
back of an unsuspecting female victim,
spinning them around,and attempting to leap into the air while spinning their bodies around swiftly in order to firmly smack the aforementioned female
with their penis. They then either 1 run, or 2 have aggressive sex with the female if she is obscene. Some cockfloggers also combine and/or enjoy
seperately "picklefuck" or "bonerodor".
"streak" as well. Cockfloggers get a thrill out of running naked towards the
back of an unsuspecting female victim,
spinning them around,and attempting to leap into the air while spinning their bodies around swiftly in order to firmly smack the aforementioned female
with their penis. They then either 1 run, or 2 have aggressive sex with the female if she is obscene. Some cockfloggers also combine and/or enjoy
seperately "picklefuck" or "bonerodor".
JACK: How did you get that bruise on your forehead?
JOSEPHINE: Some crazy fuck smacked me on the forehead with his dick!
JACK: Damn cockflogger. What did it smell like?
JOSEPHINE: Some crazy fuck smacked me on the forehead with his dick!
JACK: Damn cockflogger. What did it smell like?
by bill-muthafuckin\'-green,bitch! January 5, 2003
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Explanantion: A term used by Derbyshire lasses in a denouement of the female reproductive organs.
Explanantion: A term used by Derbyshire lasses in a denouement of the female reproductive organs.
e.g As John peeled off his sweaty slacks, Janet couldn’t help but remain deftly still and let her codflower weep.
by Christian Anderson May 16, 2007
Get the Codflower mug.A particularly ugly female whose hideous looks cause the most rampant penis to "flop" - to-wit a {cockflopper}
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