blondicap 

A conjunction of "blonde" and "handicap"; defined as the amount of slack given to a blonde who is attempting something, to make up for her perceived ditziness

If you are playing pool with Candi, you may need to blondicap her a few balls

blondicap by YelloHeeb January 4, 2006

Bandicapped 

incapable of playing any musical instrument whatsoever.
musically challenged in every way.

ryan: i'd like to try out for the band!
*plays*

Jimmy: Dude! theres no way you can be in the band-your just so bandicapped!

ryan: :''''

Bandicapped by Flyingblindlyforthintoyonder April 5, 2008

Blondcabulary 

The stock of non-words used by or known to blonde females in an effort to sound intelligent.

Did she just say, "Smarterest"? Her blondcabulary keeps me rolling on the floor laughing!

Blondcabulary by 70stroker December 25, 2010

Blandscape 

1. A derivative, boring landscape painting, a la Thomas Kincade.

2. Any landscape lacking visual interest.

"It took us three hours to drive through the Kansas blandscape and we only saw one hill."

Blandscape by Nixiedust November 3, 2013

brandicapped 

Wearing one brand shoes and another brand socks or other article of clothing

That dude with the Nike shoes and Adidas socks is brandicapped

brandicapped by Oblio59 January 7, 2018

Bloodscape 

Literally the best free ORPG (online role playing game). At this point, it is still in it's Alpha stages and yet it is still better than almost every other free ORPG out there - even the ones already in Open Beta.

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Bloodscape by ZeroXcore September 2, 2005

Blandscape 

A bland landscape.

Man, look at all those multinational stores one after another, it's such a blandscape.

Blandscape by Paul Khanna June 3, 2009