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A blagua is an underwater blowjob. Usually blaguas happen in hot tubs.
"Dude, I was in a hot tub with my girlfriend and she went underwater to give me a blagua!"
blagua by compound miter saw dude January 19, 2017
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The Blanguage

The blood language. Spoken by replacing every possible letter “C” with a letter “B”.
The Blanguage examples:

Why u buggin bousin?
Yoooo that was a brazy touchdown by Bam Newton!

Im bout to go bool it with my nigga Barlos
The Blanguage by theboyyyyyyyyyyyy October 11, 2017
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blafuagua 

1. I am hungry
2. Swear word
1. You are waiting for food but its not coming, "blafuagua"
2. You get you food but you spill it on yourself, "BLAFUAGUA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
blafuagua by justasquid November 11, 2019
The African-American counterpart of the fictional character 'Aquaman'. Coined by Dr. John Dorian of hit T.V. show - Scrubs.
Turk: Ma'am?... Lady?...

- JD appears -

JD: What's up, Blaquaman?

Turk: I think I just saw a mermaid.
Blaquaman by iwatchwaytoomuchtv April 16, 2009
A gae version of AbdulGae. Most Gae individual on earth
Blaggae is so gae. James Charles is equal to blaggae
Blaggae by Blaggae January 29, 2021

Blaggarding 

Being mischievous and causing trouble wherever you go accompanied with shady characters of many types.
Liam and Jess were blaggarding down the canal on a Friday night with numerous shady characters they call there friends.

Blaguing 

when you create an impossible situation that is beyond the reach of hypothetical just to win an argument.
Blag- "Well what if the WTC bombers were white Catholics would you feel sorry for their cause then?"
Pat- "That doesnt make any fucking sense and goes against all the facts of the situation, stop Blaguing and argue with fact"
Blaguing by awsom82 April 13, 2017
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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