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batter on the brain 

When a male is thinking with his genitalia not clearly or logically. Baby batter (semen) clouds the thoughts in the brain.
Mate I can’t believe you slept with ***** you must have had batter on the brain
batter on the brain by MSDorset December 20, 2022

on the batter

Irish slang for going on a big drinking session.
"Jesus, I'm wrecked. We were on the batter last night"
on the batter by TubberBoy October 24, 2014

butter on my finger 

it means easy !
he said who left the fridge open?

and she replied, "it was shoe bop again!"
and he thought to himself "finding out who did it was like butter on my fingers"

Peanut butter on the doorbell trick

Known as the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick. When you slather peanut butter on a doorbell to prevent ding dong ditching.
"Oh man I tried to ding dong ditch Mr. Eichenser and he got me with the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick!"

batters on deck 

A girl who is so beautiful, smart, funny, and has such a good personality that she is not only taken but has guys pursuing her in the hopes that her boyfriend slips up. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity if you get to be with a girl like this, but it seems there is always someone ahead of you in the "batting order."
Guy 1 : "Wow, that girl is just amazing in every sense of the word! Do you know if she has a boyfriend?"
Guy 2: "Haha you've got to be kidding me, don't even waste your time, she's got batters on deck."
batters on deck by handle this February 20, 2010

butter on a poptart 

The title of Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmires first song.......seriously look it up tho
Have you ever put butter on a poptart?, it's so freaking good!