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Person whose face looks like a penis, but has a mangina.
Joe needed a bambulance because a bakala was attacking him at the gas station.
bakala by Bobby November 14, 2003
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Bakana is Japanese for impossible or also used to highlight the ridiculousness of a situation. Bakana is frequently used in Anime and Manga.
Villain: Launches "sure to kill technique".
Hero: Dust Clears and hero is still standing. Usually makes snarky comment "that all ya got"
Villain: Bakana how are you still alive.
Bakana by QuellcristFalconer November 6, 2011
An evil entity who's goal is for you to not finish your video games. He also enjoys when you get a game over.

Also enjoys Buk Buk Buk 'ing when you fail.

A mascot of sorts for the epic website known as the Backloggery
-Baklaag's Song-
Go forth, my minions,
buy a shiny new game!
The merchants will thank you,

though wallets might blame.

So many adventures
for you to begin!
Ignore your old titles,
it's hardly a sin.

Let those kingdoms rot,
whose worlds you've seen.
For if you bring closure,
you'll just end the dream.

Though maidens may weep,
ever locked in their tower.
And villains rejoice,
secure in their power.

You need not mind,
you'll be safe in a trance.
Chasing every new fad,
you don't have a chance.

So heed not the calls,
"Everyman!" and "Good luck!"
And feed the unfinished
while I "BUK BUK BUK!"
Baklaag by Master_Ickolas June 11, 2010

bakabakashii

Japanese phrase meaning ridiculous/stupid.
Can be used to describe peoples behavior.
--Someting stupid happens--
person(annoyed): Bakabakashii.
bakabakashii by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Bakataku 

Anime fan who dislikes and criticizes popular or any other anime because of stupid and trivial reasons,do not know how to enjoy anime and thinks that Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood,Cowboy Bebop,Code Geass,Death Note,Steins;Gate,Gintama and Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann are only good anime in the world and that all other anime's are not perfect and they are trash.
You said that everything in Sword Art Online anime series is trash? Jeez,you are such a bakataku,pretending to be smart.
Bakataku by WaifuMaster17 December 13, 2018

bakalakadaka street

From Team America: World Police. Fictional, stereotypical name for an arab place.
I've got five terrorists going southeast on bakalakadaka street
bakalakadaka street by Dirge October 12, 2004