Bakana 

Bakana is Japanese for impossible or also used to highlight the ridiculousness of a situation. Bakana is frequently used in Anime and Manga.

Villain: Launches "sure to kill technique".
Hero: Dust Clears and hero is still standing. Usually makes snarky comment "that all ya got"
Villain: Bakana how are you still alive.

Bakana by QuellcristFalconer November 6, 2011

Bakana 

Well. Anyone reading this must be feeling a slightly unsettling mixture of shock and idiocracy. What is this strange word with no resemblance to anything in particular doing with a definition? The confusion stops here. For anyone who is confused and upset at the mysteries and the origins of this word. Let this information be known now. This word can stand for anything at anytime whenever one has forgotten a certain term or phrase, has trouble explaining something, and or is lazy to actually explain something, or in some cases just is downright upset at the moment and no other word can explain the emotion better. Bakana, can be substituted for anything in any sentence in any situation. You know how many times people use swear words to substitute for direct terms because they're lazy? Well, Bakana, can be used in the same way. Only, its softer and marginally ridiculous.

*.* This word is my complete invention and is a large consumer of my present vocabulary. How happy I am to share it with you!

--There's no toilet in here?

--What the bakana?!?

--See, I wanted to do that, but his damn bakana was just all over the place!

--What the hell am I gonna do with that bakana?

--I don't have time for you and your bakana!

There are just endless options. You can make it as cool as you want (if that's possible) or as lame.

Indulge in the freedom of bakana!

Bakana by BoBaBakana September 6, 2010

BAKANA 

This word is of the Kalabari dialect of Ijaw language in the Niger delta region of Southern Nigeria.
A compound word meaning to kill and maneuver the kill to a secret hidden place.

Its etymology is -- Ba (Kill), Kana (Maneuver). The word is given as a name to one of the Kalabari Kingdom villages just 8 minutes away from the city of Port Harcourt by speedboat.

Tomini ma BaKana -- Kill the people and secretly move their body to a hidden location.

BAKANA by Tralapuye February 8, 2023

banana fish 

A heart breaking anime that will mess with your emotions and leave you dead inside for weeks.

I just finished banana fish bro im not ok

banana fish by chiaki :) February 22, 2020

Banana Fish 

Oh this seems like a good anime to watch.
First few episodes: Oh wow this is really getting interesting
Closer to the middle: Holy shit this awesome Ash and Eiji are so fuckin cute together
Middle: Wow no way.

Near the end: Oh no...
Finished:...Well shit...Never thought id cry this much in life but okay.

Person: What's your favorite roller coaster? Me: Banana fish. Person: Huh? Me: You wouldn't understand.

Banana Fish by vbeessad May 22, 2020

banana fish 

a soul crushing, life altering shit storm of emotion that WILL leave you in extreme pain and in need of psychological help and therapy. Seriously, I hope y'all who watch/read it are alright cause that fucking HURTS

"Dude, I just watched Banana Fish, that fucking hurt bro, ngl"

"Fuck, that sucked, it's a banana fish kinda pain"

banana fish by ratty unknown June 5, 2020

banana rotat e 

it is WeHn a Bnana rot at es on is se lf an d g O Fas ter

banana rotat e

bananas ROTAT E

banan a

rotato faster banana

go

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can u fEel it„ b a n an ba ?

yES FEEL TH e SPED

WE HAV REAHCED MXAIMUN VLELOCIPY

Are you okay?

who are you to accuse me

banana rotat e by 890 Prodoctions March 23, 2020