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ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands
ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.
Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.
-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!
Ambidextrous by Schteen November 10, 2003

antidextrous 

1. adj. - lacking dexterity in either hand.
'he can't throw very well with either hand, he's antidextrous'
antidextrous by pedro calhoun January 9, 2004

Ambidextrous

The ability to use both hands with equal proficiency.
"I'll can beat you with with both of my hands because I am ambidextrous."

"Don't be relieved because Billy has a gun in his left hand, he can still bust a cap in yo ass because he's ambidextrous"
Ambidextrous by Mark November 10, 2003

aquidextrous 

The ability to turn the bathtub faucet with the use of only toes.
"trying to show his aquidextrous abilities, Bill hit his toe on the tub faucet"
aquidextrous by Bowerman July 20, 2003