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brendan. a very scary kid who has holes in his pockets and his cell phone is a banana.
amy loved his wankah-ness when she reached in brendan's pockets. we know you liked that amy.
wankah by Jessica March 3, 2003
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ur a wankah 

probably some way to mock english accents i don’t even know
ur a wankah dream you just sit there wankin
ur a wankah by anni aaaa July 15, 2021
WANKARM - the sort of man, not just using his right wrist to enter DESPUNK mode, BUT, you could imagine his use of his whole arm to DESPUNK fast.
He's NOT too busy to get this catalogue out in time - he's just an "autowanker" a WANKARM with too much spare time.
WANKARM by FABARM October 26, 2018

Wankshit 

Sperm coming out of your dick during wanking.
Babe, I will swallow your whole wankshit !
Wankshit by Top Mason March 17, 2015

wankachief 

a piece of tissue used to clean up mess after you have burped the worm
wheres that wankachief gone i need to clean up this baby gravy
wankachief by brett holt February 19, 2009

Wankation 

Portmanteau of wank + vacation.

Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.

A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.

Applies to both males and females.
Jane: Hey John you've been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*
Wankation by Detective Chet Mahogony December 10, 2012