Thou 

Thou: A word used by holy dudes to speak to holier dudes.

Yo Jesus, man, how art thou?

Thou by Mike Lofthouse April 12, 2004

thou 

Archaic form of 'you' still used in areas of Northern England

"How art thou today?"
"I'm not too shabby, hows about thaself?"

thou by cheesuschrist May 30, 2006

thou 

archaic second person singular pronoun version of You. While You was originally used for plural or formal speach thou was used for personal use.

to a friend
What dost thou want?
Thou be'st mine brethren, and i shall love thee.

thou by theperm March 13, 2005

thou 

An incorrect chatspeak misspelling of the word though or "although"... the correct misspelling would be tho.

chatspeak makes me look uneducated, thou misspelling it makes me look unpopular as well.

thou by jonzim November 19, 2010

thou 

One thousand units of currency.

That accessory costs three thou. Let's get it.
That automobile must have cost you a couple hundred thou.

thou by Tyrone112 July 5, 2008

Thou 

Abridged variant of the word "thousand". Almost exclusively used when connoting monetary value.

Skizzlebips von Hoarscunt says:
I'll fondle yo bag o' elephant skin for a couple thou
Dinklebeard says:
Go right ahead lovely lady, a few grand won't even put a dent in my bank account

Thou by Frank the Disabled Seahorse September 14, 2010

Thou 

Bible-speak for you. It can be used in a Biblical Curse.

Thou art doomed, for thine own spawn shalt be born of hellfire, forthwith!

Thou by Wesley Durrance September 23, 2005