Soloff 

The act of using ones pinky to anally stimulate a large, gay man into a state of frenzied orgasm while simultaneously licking the man's tweenis area.

Ralph: Has anyone seen Mitch lately?

Donnie: No i have not seen Mitch.

Ralph: I bet he is somewhere trying to Soloff another dude.

Donnie: Yeah, that just screams Mitch.

Soloff by Leif "The Face" Rancid May 16, 2008

sploffee

A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.

That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.

sploffee by PokeyD March 14, 2017

solofuck 

The strange ability to bend his own cock into his own asshole.

Girl1 Go fuck yourself Frank!
Frank- I did that earlier! I can now solofuck!

I was able to solofuck yesterday, and now my cock bends downwards on its own.

solofuck by RobYo June 19, 2008

sploffer 

When air leaves your nostrils at a noticeably faster degree.

He had a light sploffer upon viewing an incorrectly used meme.

sploffer by hghdffsanfdkfdladsfl;kjgienern March 5, 2014

Sloff 

"Sloff" is a slang term originating in Scotland. It can be used in many ways, similar to "Beast"

It can be used as both an insult and a compliment.

"Sloff" can be used to describe someone who:

1. has attained legendary status

2. Is acting like a twat/wanker/idiot

3. someone who is good at a particular thing.

4. A common variant is "Bush sloff" which means sneaky or sly.

1. "Did you hear about Jim drinking a bottle of Jager in under an hour? Yeah! What a Sloff!"

2. "My wife's on her period, she's being a complete fucking Sloff."

3. "Vladimir over there is a proper sloff at jiu jitsu."

4. "Holy shit! Where the hell did you come from ya sloff!?"

Sloff by The Sloff December 17, 2011

Scloff 

Someone who sits/lays around in an extremely lazy fashion. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

We were trying to go to the party, but John was such a scloff and wouldn't get off the couch.

He smoked way too much and ended up scloffing on the bed for the rest of the night.

Scloff by The Lima Bean Team June 12, 2011

sploff 

A slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny

That joke just made me sploff.

I'm sploffing so hard right now.

sploff by -InSaNe- March 8, 2014