Shlurk 

An awkward but really funny catchphrase people use to get girls.

*Markus was at the dance and he saw Jennifer, the hottest girl in 11th grade, so he came up and decided to use a shlurk*
Markus: is there a fire in here?
Jennifer: What? I don’t feel any heat.
Markus: because Captain California had drank a gallon of water today!
Jennifer: *Laughing her ass off* we should start dating

Shlurk by Theory42 June 27, 2019

shlurk it 

to masturbate; to be lazy

"I'm bored, maybe I'll shlurk it."

shlurk it by Stryker2 January 24, 2009

Shurk 

Noun. One who is amazing at what they do.

Verb. To perform in an awe-inspiring manner.

He is so good at football. He is such a shurk.

That dunk was amazing, they are totally shurkin' right now.

Shurk by JoeWeiner February 3, 2013

Shurk 

A way of life. Shurk is what the elite people of the world practice. If you don't know Shurk, you are a heretic.

Dude 1: That dude is amazing.
Dude 2: He's in the zone of shurkness, also known as Shurking out.
Dude 1: I wish I could do that
Dude 2: Everyone does.

Shurk by R1994 June 12, 2009

schlurky 

Its a german slang word currently very popular in Austria (youth word of the year 2019). Schlurky describes a person who is extremely lit while at the same time being super relaxed.

Historic background: The Austrian "Krocha" youth scene back from the year 2008 gave themselves a make-over. They are now promoting themselves as "Generation Schlurk". Their signature word "schlurky" has evolved from earlier version like "schlurkylicious" and "schlurkaaaay".

"Dein Hut brennt und du bist trotzdem total entspannt - voll schlurky."

"Schlurky ist ein Eigenschaftswort."

"Du bist heute mal wieder besonders schlurky unterwegs!"

"Boah! Ich bin gerade sowas von schlurky!"

schlurky by mr.magnet March 20, 2019

shlurfin

The n word for white people

Yo whats up white boy ur such a shlurfin but I can call u that cause I’m white

shlurfin by Shlurfin February 10, 2021

Shlunky 

A very messy form of fellatio

I got a shlunky today and still have a puddle in my belly button

Shlunky by singlecelled November 16, 2009