"Hmm, you know, this article on Jersey Shore really needs a quote from a real Italian-American. Darn, I don't have one in my rainbow rolodex."

"Wait, if we're going to do a write-up on a post-racial America, we need to get a quote from a black dude. Check your rainbow rolodex."

rainbow rolodex by Philosophistry January 29, 2010

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Mental Rolodex

A term derivative from the manually revolving name index found on most peoples desks from the 1970s through the times of smartphones. The term "Mental Rolodex" refers to an individual's (usually of the male gender) ability to store mental picture or scene of an encounter with a woman to use later to recreate ,re-adapt, or fabricate into a sexual scene in the mind which commonly leads to sexual orgasm by masturbatory means.

A man sees an attractive lady walking out through the aisles of grocery store. She says, "Excuse me." while reaching for the Pop Tarts, and walks off. The man goes home, and accesses his mental rolodex, which replays the encounter but this time the woman is wearing a tight dress and heels, and as she reached for the Pop Tarts, she looks at him and says "I wish you would pop-my-tart", and they start making out wildly and one thing leads to another and the next thing he knows there's jizz all over his right hand.

NOTE: The mental rolodex completely shuts off at the point of sexual climax...until another situation occurs.
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Mental Rolodex by TheRealSimonSays October 8, 2015

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