Nought to semi 

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis

*DAMN! I went Nought to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it Nought to semi in about 1.7!

Nought to semi by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

Nought to sort 

When someone who used to be ugly, becomes very attractive. From a 'nought' or 'zero out of ten', to a 'sort', a term used to describe attractive people by some Londoners and Cockneys.

Man 1- "Oi, mate, you seen that bird , Chantelle, these days?"
Man 2-"Yeah geez, she used to be clapped as hell but now she's gorgeous"
Man 1-"Proper nought to sort"
Man 2-"Trust me"

Nought to sort by Gabalarr April 19, 2016

double naught spy 

light-skinned black man trying to pass as a white man. oo spyreferenced by jethro bodine from beverly hillbillies. meaning like james bond 007.

check the brother man in the brooks brothers suite, he's trying to pass as a double naught spy

double naught spy by guilty till proven innocent August 6, 2010

Chuffing Noughts 

Westcountry term for mammory glands.

Synonyms: Baps, tits, cottage loaves, wabs..

"Aye, she 'ad a fine pair o' chuffing noughts.."

Chuffing Noughts by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

Noughts

A EDM Artist that likes to release Trap and Future Bass

Some Random: Yoooo, did you hear that new track by Noughts?
You: WTF, no show me!

Noughts by RESTRICTEDofficial September 25, 2018

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat

The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.

Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat by Matt |2 September 15, 2008

Sploog Nougat 

The small soft white clumps that sometimes appear in a man's sploog (semen)

Guy 1: I came on a t-shirt last night and the cum was filled with some sploog nougat
Guy 2: Huh, I've never had any sploog nougat

Sploog Nougat by BruhGator June 8, 2020