Fred: Hey, where is Bob? I have his name here on the sign up sheet.
Lindsey: Man, that tool Bob never comes when he says he will. What a no show.
Lindsey: Man, that tool Bob never comes when he says he will. What a no show.
by trongee December 18, 2007
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
1. Verb: To not show up to an event/work/etcetera
2. Noun: Someone who does not show up to an event/work/etcetera
2. Noun: Someone who does not show up to an event/work/etcetera
1. He was supposed to come to work today, but because he had a hangover, he no-showed.
2. He was supposed to come to work today, but because he had a hangover, he was a no-show.
2. He was supposed to come to work today, but because he had a hangover, he was a no-show.
by H.M. Switz February 20, 2009
Spurious claim made by a recalcitrant party that an impasse results from past-actions of another party when that other party is open to new attempts.
-- So she thought he lacked fomo.
-- Yeah, but, really, he was nogo.
-- And now he's all for not pretext-dwelling on past-cases, but she still takes an obstructionist noshow position.
-- Yeah, but, really, he was nogo.
-- And now he's all for not pretext-dwelling on past-cases, but she still takes an obstructionist noshow position.
by sukadog April 14, 2011
one who proclaims a particular ethic or commitment yet whose choices and behavior patterns prove otherwise. Similar in type to a hypocrite, "no-show" labels someone as untrustworthy, unstable and purposefully two-faced.
"He professes to be such a Chrisitan yet he is a no-show to his family and friends and only thinks of himself."
"Mr. Jones gives a ton of money and time to charity but is a no-show to his wife, his kids and his church."
"Mr. Jones gives a ton of money and time to charity but is a no-show to his wife, his kids and his church."
by DLS2 February 22, 2007
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