NPoser 

some one woh likes a band only for the wya they look so they say slipknot rules to get friends or to be cool...for example a person wears a famous persons clothes....avril lavign is a poser

avril lavign

NPoser by John Fru November 23, 2003

dick-noser 

a person who goes out in public wearing a COVID face mask, but leaves their nose hanging out the top of it.

Hey dick-noser, why don't you take a full step back out of my face when you're talking to me

dick-noser by acritter June 25, 2020

npower 

utility energy supplier that are well known for over charging, robbing, lying and cheating customers then sending county court summons if you refuse to pay the ridiculous bill

GUY - "FFS i just got mugged"

GUY2 - "by who"

GUY - "them cocksuckers at npower"

npower by McG MkII April 25, 2009

brown-noser 

a person who tries to please (esp. one's boss) so much that their nose turns brown from kissing their ass.

That brown-noser got my f#@king promotion!

brown-noser by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Noser

A person who cares just enough to wear a face mask, but can’t be bothered to have it cover their nose.

Ugh, another Noser in front of us in line. Seriously, pull up your mask or just leave.

Noser by Poopman69420 July 3, 2020

Antarctican Nosering 

When a someone's scrotum is cut off and placed/pierced in their nose.

Billy got caught drinking, his mom was so mad that she gave him an Antarctican Nosering.

Antarctican Nosering by deadbeatdad44 May 13, 2008

Noserope

A long, elastic strand of mucus that dangles from a sick child's nostril when the child cries. This slimy yo-yo often gets sucked up into the nose when the child inhales between shrieks, only to reappear when the wailing continues. Since it's entertaining for adults to watch this, the child assumes your expression of delight is in response to their distress, which only increases the volume and intensity of the tantrum. It's a viscious (and viscous) cycle which might end on a clock-tower with a high-powered rifle.

Jeez, lady, wipe your kid's noserope!

Noserope by Frasier Nutzov February 19, 2007