Jizzstache

When a guy ejaculates onto a women's face and it goes above her lip, taking the form of a white moustache. Clean Sanchez.

Guy: hey you got something on your face.
Girl: what, do I got milk?
Guy: you got jizz.
Girl: damnit, why'd you give me a jizzstache!

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jizzstache

When you finish giving someone a blow job, then when they cum, it lands on your face making the jizz look like a mustache.

Your mom after she gives your dad head, and she says she was drinking milk, or brushing her teeth. It really is a jizzstache.

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When a lover has jizz on their upper lip

Like a milk mustash instead it is made out of jizz

Boy:"I gave Kailey a big jizzstash"

Jizzstash by Fizzyman October 13, 2021

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jizstache by brownsound September 22, 2004

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one that catches jizz; specifically : that person's mouth

Keep runnin ur jizzcatcher n ur gonna be hurtin fa sho.

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A negative connotation. Any uninvited person who watches or trys to watch others in the act of jizz production.

Jizzwatcher by T & A September 19, 2023

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Carefully ejaculating along one's lover's upper lip, to make it resemble a mustache, similar to the "got milk?" ads.

A common pickup line:

I think you'd look lovely with a jizztache.

jizztache by fagomir March 11, 2013

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