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Jacob P. Galvatron

Also known as Megatron, The Ghost aka The Phantom Menace, JPG and Stormtrooper #1.

Leader of the Decepticons and the biggest drugs ring on Cybertron. Known to be involved in the smuggling of Tijuana Iguana and Diesel. Was once caught having a naked knife fight with Galactus by The National Enquirer.

Before becoming a galactic drug dealer, he worked as a prop gun on "Bonanza" and was thrown off the set of "The Crow" for killing Brandon Lee.

Jacob P. Galvatron is known to be an associate of Mack Daddy Wave, Fabio and Ricardo Montalbahn. Dislikes Connect Four and Optimus "Prime Time" Prime.

Jacob P. Galvatron was once romantically involved with Rosie from "The Jetsons". They had a son called Johnny 5.
Hurricane Katrina ain't got shit on him if we are led to be believed.

His adventures were chronicled in My Way Entertainment's "Transformers".
"Stormtrooper #1 aka your boy, JACOB P. GALVATRON!"
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026