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To have eaten or drunk something really fast.
She bought ice cream and housed it in like 3 seconds
housed by Bango Jango May 16, 2009
Completely destroyed. Beaten down like the "the man" beats people down. Beaten with assistance of overwhelming odds. As in, I just beat you so bad, I took everything including down to your house. Think repo man.
Jesus, I just got housed.
Housed by smakdaddi October 14, 2003
To be beat or overpowered (physically, in a game, in a challenge of words).

Derived from Schooled or Schoolhouse. Schoolhoused - school = housed.

See also: Owned.
You got housed.

Consider yourself housed.
Housed by Garrett C. June 11, 2006
If we get Becky housed, she'll flail her tits about the room at a ferocious pace.
housed by Jaggo March 20, 2004
extremly intoxicated, the highest form of drunk possible.
Hurry up man, I'm trying to get housed before the night is done.
Housed by mrauk August 16, 2008
To get ruffed up, attacked, taken.
Dude, Jared got housed last night by those thugs.

I'll house you.

Don't get housed

Sh'e getting housed upstairs
Housed by Stephanie Kundrotas October 26, 2005