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Hamfucker 

1. A word used to describe a person with limited social skils or is an otherwise undesirable individual from a personality standpoint. It can be used interchangeably with words like asshole, fuckbucket, shitpurse, tool, numbnuts, etc.

2. A male who is able to attract beautiful women but chooses to hook up with flatsos and other fat broads.

3. An individual who literally has sex with ham.
1. What the hell? Who's the hamfucker that upper decked my toilet?

2. Q. Why is Bob with that chick? She's a bitch, she's fat and he can do so much better. A. He's a hamfucker, that's why.

3. News Anchor: "In local news, an unidentified male is in police custody for indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving a canned ham at a supermarket..." Witness on camera: "...I saw him open a can of ham and then, well my children started crying..." News correspondant: "...that's disturbing news...back to you Jim..." News Anchor: "that's one sick hamfucker; sports is coming up after the break..."
Hamfucker by JEUNT April 15, 2010
Related Words
Hamuck hambucks hambucket Hamfucker hammuck hamock Hamuchy hamuk hauck Haucker
A noise implying "what's up" often in the context of boredom. Also, can be an informal request of play especially when texting.
txt1: "Hammuck"
txt2: "You want food?"
txt1: "Sure."
hammuck by JeromeX April 12, 2009

Haucking 

Hey man...I just saw you move your disc 20 feet....quit Haucking!
Haucking by Ringmaster March 20, 2017

twat hamock

a device for storing ones twat while it is not in use...i.e. Knickers!!
"Now we've finished shagging i'll just slip my twat back in its hamock!
twat hamock by Scattyman May 1, 2005

Hauck Unit 

The ghettoist gayngsters in Genevea. Composed of Oliver, D-pak, and Terence. All have penis sizes of less than 3 nm (10 to the power of minus 9). Oliver the leader raps about as good as a walking cock hole.
Hauck Unit by Vincent December 16, 2003

hambucks 

Grant wanted to cork some cooch, but he was all out of hambucks with no ATM in sight.
hambucks by CrazyLarry May 8, 2003