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the futty 

A type of masturbating where he thrusts his dick against the friction in his jeans.
Did you see Justice over there doing the futty?!
the futty by justlava February 17, 2018
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Fupty funty fusty fuppy Funtybunt fumpty Fupsy fupt futty Futy
She was a fusty old maid.
fusty by Lavidia December 26, 2008
Comical alternative to the word 'funny'. Could be used sarcastically, using a silly voice.
Used in the book 'You're A Bad Man Mr Gum' by Andy Stanton (one of the characters cannot pronounce the word 'funny' correctly)
Person 1: <tells bad joke>
Person 2: Wow! That's funty!
funty by Coasterbrock December 15, 2008
Text slang like "lol" or "fml", Pronounced "foot- ee" Stands for "Fuck you, that's why." Often used when someone asks a rhetorical, unanswerable, or stupid "why" question.
Grandma: "Why did you throw up in my shoe?"
Cat: " Cuz Futy."
FUTY by Knave_RL October 8, 2017
for short term usage of the phrase "fair play to you"
fpty paddy! dat was a nice hole you got yourself there!!!
fpty by h.isgoal October 30, 2009
Funty means “Funnymade up by Miley Cyrus
If I come for you it will not be Funty.
Funty by YourNamehereIG April 18, 2021