Like a “holiday boyfriend” he is a temporary boyfriend. He is the only man you allow within 6 ft. of you while social distancing. As with a “holiday boyfriend”, the relationship is intense but brief. Only you don’t go to holiday events together, because you don’t go out at all.
“He was just my Corona Boyfriend, I never would have gone out with him if I’d known it would be more than 2 weeks”.
Mind-altering drug mentioned in Donald Fagen's song "Brite Nitegown" on his 2006 CD, "Morph the Cat."
(The "fella with the Brite Nitegown" refers to a statement from W.C. Fields -- he liked to refer to Death as "the fellow in the brightnightgown.")
Ten milligrams of Chronax
Will whip you back through time
Past Hebrew kings - and furry things
To the birth of humankind
I shared in all of nature's secrets
But when I finally came around
I'm sittin' on the rug gettin' a victory hug
From the fella in the brite Brite Nitegown