Crysterbation 

Crying whist masturbating.

Mike was so upset that his girlfriend cheated on him that he spent the entire night crysterbating while listening to The Cure.

Larry is really into crysterbation, especially since his wife left him.

Crysterbation by Jizzonneh December 12, 2007

Crysterbation 

1.Verb- crying whilst in the process of masturbation.

2.Noun- see above

Portrayed accurately in Little Ashes by Robert Pattinson when his gay lover hooks up with the girl he loves while he is in the room (confused yet? Don't be, basically Robert Pattinson is incapable of playing a character that questions his sexuality) (oh by the way, Little Ashes is an accurate portrayl of Salvador Dali's life, soooo as far as I know, Salvador Dali is the only case of crysterbation in mass media. More win for surrealists) "I thought he was simply crying in his room until he ran out of breath and I heard something else; he was clearly crysterbating."

Crysterbation by Salvador Dali win December 23, 2010

crysterbation 

when you cry whilst masterbating

your on the north pole your tears are frozen....crysterbation

crysterbation by jarnzy November 29, 2010

Crysturbating 

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

Crysturbating by Edo8! February 19, 2009

Consterbation 

A person who conserves energy while masturbating so he or she can masturbate more later.

David focused on his consterbation carefully, anticipating many future masturbatory emissions in his not so distant future.

Consterbation by Squirrelywolf October 10, 2018

crasterbation 

Jerking off with your own tears. Made popular by the movie "Waiting"

"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."

crasterbation by Jorpy12 June 19, 2006

crasterbation 

Crying and masturbating at the same time.

Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation

crasterbation by Anonymous November 7, 2003