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colleging 

I have to start being responsible soon, though, which is going to limit my colleging.
colleging by RageAllDay January 27, 2014

Victoria Park Collegiate Institute 

This is when a school thinks it's tough but it's not. Cops come here like once every 3 months and people start thinking it's some hood school. Some people are sick, but most are toronto hood man wannabes. Scarborough is way better.
Wastyute 1: Yo fham you tryna pull up, i got bare tings in my mama's crib fham
Bucktee 1: Nah fham, mans presto emptier then parkway fham
Wasteyute: Im finna get you that uber man, im tryna get wit them batteries like a (insert an electronic that uses batteries)
Bucktee 1: nah fham, got stained on the 95, told the bus driver i was 12 and he stained me fham,

Wastyute: Your phone too?
Bucktee: Nah, i still got my iphone 5s. And even though I have a shitty ass Iphone 5s, im gonna make fun of people with expensive androids. Because I go to Victoria Park, and that's what I do
Wateyute: Alright fham, i never had any battteries any way fham, I saw some at the club( STC, theres no club) and she told me how im a waste yute, im like Nize that, and she was like shutup you wasteman
Bucktee: Yo fham does she wanna fight, ima ride out fham, ima ride out. I got you bro, uak ima pull up fham
Wasteyute: Nah but ima see you in Victoria Park Collegiate Institute tommow right?
wasteyte: Nah, im skipping

Joe Collings 

Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.
J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
Joe Collings by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019

Joe Collings 

Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.

Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
Be nice, don’t be a joe collings.
Joe Collings by C.P.L. December 28, 2019
to manipulate your schedule to maximize your time off work
How did Bryan get so much time off work? Well he has been coolering his vacation days with regular days off.
Coolering by whosurdaddy358 April 28, 2017

Worlds colliding

When two separate aspects or relationships in a persons life collide: your friends (one "world") become friends with your girlfriend (a separate "world").

Popularized by The Seinfeld episode "the pool guy", in which Georges Costanzas' girlfriend forms her own friendship with Georges' platonic friend Elaine (Causing Georges' worlds to collide).
Kramer: 'Jerry, don't you see? This world here, this is George's sanctuary. If Susan comes into contact with this world, his world's collide. You know what happens then?'

<Kramer puts his hands together and makes explosion sounds that exemplify what happens when there are worlds colliding>

KRAMER: 'Ka shha shha shha Pkooo!'
Worlds colliding by Donjulio78 October 30, 2009