Cockmuffin

An insult (or compliment to close friends) substituting jackass, asshole, idiot, idjit, etc.

John, bro! Stop being such a cockmuffin!

Dude, Conner's a real cockmuffin.

Cockmuffin by Just A Nerd November 29, 2017

Cockmuffin

A cockmuffin is made after obtaining a muffin and rubbing your penis (and balls perhaps) and give it to someone, in the hope that they will eat it.
If one eats it, it will result in a huge comical effect and everyone will laugh at the person who consumed the cockmuffin.

1. Creating a muffin when your friend's back is turned and saying something like, "here have this perfectly normal muffin" and they will inevitably eat it straight after offering it to them. Then the inhumane, humour will commence.

2. I accidently dropped a muffin on my wiener, now it's nothing more than a cockmuffin.

3. I just baked a whole batch of cockmuffins for all the neighbours children to eat.

Cockmuffin by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

cockmuffin

The act of shoving you're cock into a muffin.

" You're a cockmuffin, well, give me a muffin, Joe! "

cockmuffin by Newblord. June 22, 2003

Cockmuffin

A cock muffin is what happens when a guy jacks off and wipes his dick clean but then grabs the base of his penis, squeezes then pushes whats left of the sperm in his penis out of his penis, creating what is reffered to as a "Cockmuffin".

"Hey check this out i made a cockmuffin"

Cockmuffin by =Ripper= January 26, 2006

coonmuffin 

Used as an insult to mad black people.

Black Guy:Dud i wil kill you nigger
Dude:What a coonmuffin.

coonmuffin by APFAMR February 2, 2015

cunkmuffin 

When you secretly plant pubic hair (preferably from the crotch area) into an unwrapped ding dong, wrap it back up as though it has never been unwrapped, and give it to a deserving douchebag to unknowingly eat.

also used as an insult to call someone.

abbreviation: cunkmuff

1) We just gave the birthday boy the last ding dong, but little did he know it was really a cunkmuffin!

2) shut the hell up you cunkmuffin!

cunkmuffin by LeJon August 3, 2009

Ccmuffin 

1:Choclate Chip Muffin

2:LEET Boomkin on the Blade's Edge server.

1. Mom made ccmuffins for breakfast! Num num num

2. Dude I was in raid with Ccmuffin last night!

Ccmuffin by The Volare August 14, 2009