Chortle 

The act of blowing a beverage of choice into an anus, and letting it blow back into your mouth.

I prefer my redbull (sugar free) chortled.

Can I chortle this whiteclaw into your ass?

Chortle by PonchosEnjoyer August 24, 2023

Chortle 

The should-have-been word given to a laugh that we say instead of do.

Real people:'laughs'
Benedict Solution Preposterous Ivy Harvard Jeeves Monocle Tophat Thee IV: I am s'rry. Is this a joketh yond i am too rich to und'rstand? Chortle Chortle

Chortle by Sodonim July 30, 2020

chortle 

A comination of chuckling and snorting. Ususally designated as a description of a weird laugh.

"You are soo high!" the Albanian foreign exchange student chortled.

chortle by Shin Akuma November 3, 2003

Chortle 

Sucking dick in an aggressive manner, often times going down the throat.

"Damn dude, Stacy chortled my balls last night."
"Nice man, but watch out, she's a hoe."

Chortle by Rc__ November 1, 2017

Chortle 

a manly chuckle

Robert has such a nice chortle

Chortle by jacksonk12 June 10, 2011

chortle 

To laugh

NB. This word is found only in certain British boy's comics, namely the Dandy and the Beano. It is extremely rare to use it in normal speech, unless inviting laughter.

"That was so funny!", Sam chortled.

chortle by zimman August 2, 2005

chortle 

a chortle is a gleeful chuckle or laugh you make when you REALLY enjoy something.

like CHORTLES!

CHORTLES! yay this candy is amazing.

chortle by Abbygail March 18, 2007