Spoonerismatastic 

combining two words to make the most freakin awesome word in your vocabulary.

gigantic + enormous = ginormous

Spoonerismatastic by PresidentFrazierSmoove September 4, 2005

wooden spooners 

1.The team that is the worst team in a sporting competion.
2.A Team that hasnt won a game
3. the team at the bottom of a sporting ladder

The Cronulla sharks are the wooden spooners in the NRL competion this year.

wooden spooners by qwertyuiopoiuytrewq August 14, 2007

spooner 

A white boy with freckles, brown hair, and a huge dick.

Hey Emily i banged a guy last night and he was a spooner.

spooner by lockoforcake March 8, 2010

scootered 

to have ones balls placed on your chin

Hey Jim after the football game you want to come over and get scootered ??

scootered by CSTAR November 21, 2006

Spooner 

When you are at a party and you see someone hooking up, but one person doesnt know what they are doing and it looks as if they are eating the other persons face.

Girl "Hey look at them!"
Guy "Whoa, that girl doesn't know what she's doing!"
Girl & Guy "Way to pull a Spooner!"

Spooner by lol-ipopz October 30, 2011

snookered 

v. (in the billiards game snooker) Refers to a safety shot that makes the next shot by the opponent very difficult. Not to be confused with the UK slang term snooks

Steven Hendry snookered his opponent with a beautiful safety shot.

snookered by i'm smelly April 29, 2006

Spooner 

One who was brought up with a silver spoon in their mouth. An individual who was on the receiving end of free post-secondary education courtesy of Mummy and Daddy. A spooner is often heard spouting philosophical nonsense such as "Age is just a number and it's all in your head" and "It is what is, chief."

That young, professional engineer who views his paycheck as an entitlement sure is a gosh-damned spooner.

Spooner by Harold G February 15, 2008